Free to good home

One husband. Slightly used. No visible dents or dings, has apparently had a stick lodged up his ass for at least 2 days. Usually a great daddy and good husband. Somewhat grouchy in an endearing way regularly, plays good with others. Sad to see him go but I warned him if he didn't turn around the attitude, we have to find him a new home. Willing to take a loyal dog in trade. Was going to say "free with truck", but decided I like the truck. Will negotiate pick up or delivery