Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Surviving Christmas...

Doug, Hallie and James are sleeping, I threw a bag of food at Leah... so I should be good for at least 15 minutes...


Well I did it, I survived Christmas Hell '09 *pats myself on back*


So, let me just get to the stuff you all have been waiting for..the videos, the pics!

Make yourself a coffee, tea or rum and coke, your gonna be here awhile....


Lets start with Hallie's Christmas Concert....



I think it was the first concert she actually sang, but this is also the first concert I had optical zoom, so I could actually see the little punk! Leah was the lucky one, she slept through the whole thing, I would have gotten a shit kickin' from the man if I fell asleep!


A video of the kids Christmas morning....




Hallie was probably ready to pee her pants sitting there, not being able to open anything!
I think this was really the first Christmas she was genuinely excited, I think maybe having Leah who was also somewhat excited, was an influence, I don't think she went to sleep at all, and she woke me up every hour asking when she could open her presents..this is just a taste of what will come over the next few years when the other two get a clue..
Just a rundown of what the kids got...
Hallie got so much crap, there is still stuff in their boxes she has not opened yet to play with..but she got some books, DSi games, Hannah Montana dolls...and those Zhu Zhu pets off the black market from my mom and dad...
Leah got a couch from Santa, that kid loves to park her arse anywhere she can....



Santa brought James "Chuck My Talking Dump Truck" which we will re gift until he is two...
Doug got me a bottle of fancy french perfume..."Dior J'adore"..smells real pruty! My mom got me the movie "Julie and Julia" which I am so excited to watch, anything with Meryl Streep is great, and I can't wait to find 2 hours to myself, hunker down with a bag of sour cream and onion popcorn and zone out!
We started the tradition of Christmas Day breakfast last year, on Xmas eve I make up a breakfast casserole and some sort of cinnamon bread thingy called monkey brains..Doug cooks the bacon, hash browns and eggs...we invite all the in laws and have a grease feast-it rocks and is something I now look forward too..
We went to my mom's for Xmas supper and to be honest, I only go for the stuffing- I KID!
I'm actually going to take the next few sentences and devote them to my mom..
Thanks mom, you really made Christmas enjoyable for me this year! You did all my shopping, spent your money instead of mine and just were "there" and I appreciate it so much! I love you...amd your stuffing
OK, enough of that sappy shit, I have a reputation to uphold...
We had some good snow for a few days, so the little punks got to go out and play...



Snow fort they made...



Hallie's little snow person she made...

Leah in her new snowsuit, she could hardly walk..and I'm looking at this wondering why she does not have her winter boots on...oh daddy....
The in laws got the girls advent calenders, and this is what Leah thought of hers...

She did not like the concept of only one chocolate a day....
A pic of my little tree....
My moms Christmas tree...

Both trees look much cuter in person....
Leah enjoying James' bouncy seat....






Well, I think that is about it....
I hope everyone has a faboo New Years!
Peace Out....


























































































































































































































































































Monday, December 28, 2009

La La La...


I promise I am updating...I just have massive amounts of media to get uploaded...Hallie's Christmas concert, and of course CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OK. Thank God it is over


Getting time on the computer is hard, Doug needs to be a willing babysitter father, as uploading can take sometimes an hour

So please be patient!

Hope everyone had a great Xmas!



Monday, December 21, 2009

Stand by...

I am experiencing technical difficulties...due to a lazy husband...



Hoping to have problem (and husband) fixed asap!


Have a faboo day everyone!


Sunday, December 20, 2009

Simmer down...

The natives are getting restless....

I will be updating later today...and I have a special surprise





No, I am not pregnant!



Stay tuned!


Thursday, December 10, 2009

Follow the Yellow Brick Road...

Doug wants to know if you see a resemblance...








It is Doug's last day of school today for Xmas break...I will be so happy to have him home!
James goes today to get his pecker checked and make sure his circumcision has healed...
Have a fabulous day...

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Bah Humbug....

Let me put it right out there.....




I. hate. Christmas.










I only celebrate it because I have kids, but if it were just me...there would be no tree, lights, eggnog..etc...





I'm trying to make an effort, I downloaded some Xmas music for Hallie, I used to have an old cassette tape (if you have to ask what a cassette tape is...fuck off) of Cabbage Patch Kids Christmas. I loved and worshipped it..when I was 8..so I found it online for her, illegally downloaded it and she now loves and worships it too...I'm doing the decorating and tree thing, I might have a complete breakdown and make some cookies... and I did give my blog a festive touch!





Don't get me wrong....

I enjoy Xmas day and turkey, and I must watch "Its A Wonderful Life" every year, but its the commercialism that gets me down...and don't even get me started on shopping...nothing worse than working your way through the crowds to NOT find what your looking for and lets face it, most retail staff don't know their asshole from a camping stove...and I hate buying the kids toys that I know some poor Chinese child is getting paid .20 cents an hour to make...

Honestly...In my opinion...Christmas has just become an excuse to eat and drink in excess and spend money you don't have!

Its a holiday filled with anticipation and inevitable dissapointment

Yes, Christmas will pass like a kidney stone...

Moving on...


Pics of the week....





My girls....





I think Leah was actually trying to pull Hallie's pants down..


James...



" Would any of you ladies like to come to my crib for a nightcap"?



In kiddie related news...James is allergic to Dairy, Leah is cutting molars and Hallie is now reading at about a grade 5 level!


Take care

Monday, December 7, 2009

A stroll down memory lane...

Holy Shit..its been over a week since I updated...

I did plan a big post brimming with cuteness, but I sat down here and went over some old posts..when, like, Leah was a baby, with no hair...

So I got sidetracked....


Anyhoo, nothing much happened this week...I did get to see the movie, its been so long since I watched an adult movie, and by adult I mean a movie that was not made by Pixar, not adult as in Debbie Does Dallas...so that was my excitement of last week!

Kiddies are great!

I will post some new pics and vids tommorow.....

Take care